Ear wax was invented
by the brain – that clever chap!
As a barrier to absorbing
other people’s verbal crap.
Tag Archives: humor
My Recorder (funny poem)
What’s wrong with my recorder?
No matter what I play
their words say “oh how lovely!”
But their expressions: “go away.”
It started so well (funny poem)
God bless the man
who makes my ice cream.
God bless logistics
(chocolate from bean!)
God bless my brother
who is so fun to hit
God bless my allowance
(real and counterfeit)
God bless Gran’s amnesia
(two birthdays a year!)
God bless the bad guy
(my future career)
Humpty Dumpty: the final verse (funny poem)
So they souffled his whites
and scrambled his yolk.
Humpty was served piping hot
with a side of artichoke.
Middle Age (funny poem)
Middle age is a perplexity.
Only God knows the number.
It might be 40, maybe 65
til I’m half way to six feet under
Evil brewing, stewing (funny poem)
There’s a chance I may be evil
(I’m testing the theory.)
The laugh in my head is now deep dark and baritone
instead of light and cheery.
To do (funny poem)
Hold your head up high
(your neck will do the work)
Deep breath in,
flash a smile.
Now get to work!
