Hilarious

Funding required!

Funding required

for a fin floatie factory!

I want to outfit all ocean-habitants

with fin sized floaties.

I’ll bring every fin’d thing to the surface

(but not long they can’t breathe).

I’ll have hor d’oeuvres ready.

Does marine life like blue cheese?

I’ll study what’s inside the ocean

without having to get all wet.

To the contents of this salty pool

a fish president I’ll elect.

Then I’ll take my trusty safety pin

and pop each floatie one by one.

They’ll sink back to oceanic-blivion.

What a learned day of fun!

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