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Monthly Archives: March 2019

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The Reason for Ear Wax (funny poem)

March 16, 2019camilla.carronfunniest, funny kids, funny poem, funny sayings, humor, humour, poems, poems about life, poems for kids, poetry Leave a comment

Ear wax was invented

by the brain – that clever chap!

As a barrier to absorbing

other people’s verbal crap.

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My Recorder (funny poem)

March 6, 2019camilla.carronfunniest, funny kids, funny poem, funny sayings, humor, humour, poems, poems about life, poems for kids, poetry 1 Comment

What’s wrong with my recorder?
No matter what I play
their words say “oh how lovely!”
But their expressions: “go away.”

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