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Monthly Archives: February 2019

Hilarious

It started so well (funny poem)

February 25, 2019camilla.carronfunniest, funny kids, funny poem, funny sayings, humor, humour, poems, poems about life Leave a comment

God bless the man
who makes my ice cream.
God bless logistics
(chocolate from bean!)

God bless my brother
who is so fun to hit
God bless my allowance
(real and counterfeit)

God bless Gran’s amnesia
(two birthdays a year!)
God bless the bad guy
(my future career)

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Hilarious

Humpty Dumpty: the final verse (funny poem)

February 18, 2019camilla.carronfunniest, funny kids, funny poem, funny sayings, humor, humour, poems, poems about life Leave a comment

So they souffled his whites
and scrambled his yolk.
Humpty was served piping hot
with a side of artichoke.

 

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