Lady Baroness
heir to Baroness State Holdings
has been siting for a portraiture
(her smile slowly decomposing).

I do she hope adores the green I’ve chosen
for the spinach in her teeth
and how I’ve captured her dandruff.
Quel masterpiece!

Oops, a little smudge joining her eyebrows
(I’m sure she’ll hardly notice).
Oh how I wish my brush stroke could capture
her never-ending halitosis.