Lament to a Hippopotamus
he’ll crush you with a stomp.
Grumble to an Alligator
you’ll end up in the swamp!
Fuss and fickle to a Buffalo
and his horns will do the talking.
Whinge and whine to a Vulture
and you’ll be the one that he’ll be stalking!
You see, common to all animals
(made by the Great Technician)
is an intolerance of, a hatred for
plain and simple pessimism!
That’s why migration was started
(with this fact many zoologists do cower)
not for food or to search for habitat
but to ditch the downers!