Hilarious

Middle Age (and trying to escape it)

                                                   I showed up late for youth.

Declined!

(I didn’t know their gestures).

So I showed up early for old age.

Rebuffed!

(I wasn’t wearing dentures).

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Hilarious

God and his species maker 9000

On day 7 God has his feet up

but his species maker 9000 continued to work.

That is until the lever got jammed

and the 9000 went berserk.

The Octopus was supposed to have just two tentacles

instead it floats around with eight.

A far too long neck for the giraffe

did it generate.

Readers: let’s take a moment of poetic silence

for those who were 9000-ed from above

(especially for the blobfish who’s face

only a mother could love).

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