I have a theory.
It’s no tall tale!
I’m sure the postbox
reads my mail!
Just yesterday
I put in a letter
heard a pen uncap
then: “that’s better!”
I mailed a sweater
to Cousin Doug
heard paper rip
then “…a little snug!”
I’m sure I saw him
blush 1/2 shade redder!
I think he was
reading my love letter!
And for some reason
I now have a subscription
to “Postbox Digest:
Collectors’s Edition!”
I’m not quite sure
on what to do next.
But one things for sure:
no mailing cheques!
And what of your fax machine, scanner or copier?