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Humpty Dumpty: the final verse (funny poem)

So they souffled his whites
and scrambled his yolk.
Humpty was served piping hot
with a side of artichoke.

 

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Middle Age (funny poem)

Middle age is a perplexity.
Only God knows the number.
It might be 40, maybe 65
til I’m half way to six feet under

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Evil brewing, stewing

There’s a chance I may be evil
(I’m testing the theory.)
The laugh in my head is now deep dark and baritone
instead of light and cheery.

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To do

Hold your head up high
(your neck will do the work)
Deep breath in,
flash a smile.
Now get to work!

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School notebook

“Teacher I’ve lost my notebook
so this Zebra will take its place.
I’ll stay within the lines
I’m just not sure how to erase.”

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Bedtime routine

Beachy cheeks
Dewy lips
Enough powder
for apocalypse

Pigmented lids
Smokey eyes
Back to lips
now glossified

Quick inspection
“Damn” I said
Wink to reflection
Now off to bed

 

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Santa’s waistline

Chimneys may look brick
but me thinks its brick looking rubber.
How else does Santa and his girth
descend with all that blubber?

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